NEW HUMAN SHIELD TRAINING COURSE:
Open to males and females interested in world peace. There will be absolutely no risk to the shields once deployed. You will be deployed to Kuwait, the next target country of this fascist administration. We have signed contracts with the Hilton in Kuwait City, the old Sheraton Euphrates near the Catholic Church, and with the George Bush Yacht Club on the Persian Gulf. You will be able to use the pool facilities, the saunas, and all other recreational facilities other than the golf courses and tennis clubs. No fucking Jews will be permitted, nor will anyone who gets uncomfortable if a few dumb bitches get whacked with canes. Your job will be to stand up and be counted when that pig cowboy George W. Bush and the American fascists try to get rooms without reservations.

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