OK, FRANCE

Bumper sticker in Washington D.C.: 'First Iraq, then France.'

The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well, Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France.
Jay Leno

France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came rolling thru Paris with a German Flag on it.
-Dave Letterman

Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?
So the Germans can march in the shade!!!

France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France.-Mark Twain
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Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.
-Ted Nugent

War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army

Q. how many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris.
A. Nobody knows, it's never been tried.