LIBERAL MEDIA COVERS THE FALL OF BAGHDAD

New York
U.S. forces finally brought Baghdad under control after a war that lasted days longer than expected. This failure to advance as quickly as planned has resulted in a huge blow to America and Democracy world wide. The Administration will have a lot to answer for.....

Los Angeles
In a stunning defeat for the U.S. policy of quick warfare, Baghdad fell today after a prolonged war of several weeks that threatens to destroy the U.S. economy. Hollywood military expert Jeanane Garofolo states that the plans were ill thought out, poorly executed, and predicted the ousting of the incompetent Bush Administration. Ed Asner, a major Hollywood military strategy expert, declared the war a pathetic failure.....

San Francisco
U.S. troops took over the last Iraqi bastion today and immediately began to harass Baath Party members. Information Retrieval Workers have been marked as "torture chamber operators" without a grain of proof. So called witnesses claim to have no tongues so accusations are written out. American troops are viewed as gangsters in most parts of the U.S. and the Arab World.....

CBS, NBC, ABC POOL FEED
U.S. finally wins war against a poor and weak country that fought bravely and well against a brute force unmatched in history. The U.S. can take no pride in destroying a weak little country for no reason other than oil........

FRANCE
We agree with everything the American press says and can only regret that ignorant people may think that America actually won......