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HOLLYWOOD MOURNS DEATH OF CHEMICAL ALI
Maligned Iraqi General Unfairly Smeared by Bush Administration was a True Patriot

Los Angeles April 5 (DP) Any hope of Republican support from the Hollywood Elite has faded with the deliberate murder of General Ali Hassan al-Majid by American night flying terrorist dive bombers. Several female stars caught mourning at Moonshadow in Malibu over low cal daquiris stated that General al-Majid has been smeared by the fictitious President of the United States. "Chemical Ali" is a misunderstood man and not a person who used poison gas and chemicals. The Defense Department used these unproven accusations as a ruse to support his cold blooded murder.

A anti war high school drop out and major star who declined to be quoted directly stated that "They did it by bombing his home in the middle of the night. This was a KKK hit by a couple of red necks who hid their faces behind goggles and helmets. If the World Court has any credibility these animals will be prosecuted for a War Crime." The remarks were echoed from Beverly Hills to Brentwood, from Tarzana to Malibu as Hollywood mourned.

Regarded in most circles here as simply a patriot with a strong sense of duty and a patron of the arts who could always be counted on for bridge loans to complete a movie and provide palaces overlooking the Euphrates River to certain movie stars on vacation. His influence in the music business has long been known and he will be missed. Rumors circulating that Barbra Streisand would sing a eulogy as a fund raiser for the Democratic Party to be carried on PBS could not be verified at press time.

Several big names stated that the Republicans could kiss Hollywood support goodbye in 2004. Many feel that this is proof that George Bush is a murderer and the country will follow Hollywood in defeating him. San Francisco Democrats have promised their enthusiastic support.