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IRAQ BEGS FOR AN OIL FOR HOOKERS PROGRAM

125,000 sex fiends have invaded our country.

Only drastic action can save us from a sexual holocaust.

AK-47's can't keep them away. Our Army couldn't keep them back. We need help right now. We have enough oil to import over 500,000 hookers from all over the world and pay them a thousand dollars a week for six months, plus whatever they can steal from the Americans. The hell with those pansies at the UN. We don't need food. We need salt peter for these animals.

How would you like it if 125,000 men under the age of 22 smiled at your daughters while pretending that the protuberance in their pants was a falafel? Leering calls of "Hey little girl, wanna see my Koran?" or "Hey, baby. Allah didn't say nothin' about gettin' naked in a hot tub.", are not welcome.

The world stood by while Saddam brutalized our country. Will it now stand by while Americans ejaculate their vile seed into the sacred wombs of Iraqi slut-hood? The time is rapidly approaching when a blow job for an Iraqi man will consist of an afternoon at a hair salon. A piece of ass will be a barbequed camel loin. Eating pussy will end up putting Iraqi cats on the endangered species list.

Sluts of the world! Sex workers of the world. Help us. Get rich. Testing HIV positive is no bar for employment.

FUCK THE AMERICANS-----------------ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT-----------------AND GET RICH