E-X-C-L-U-S-I-V-E----NEWS HEADLINES--CARD DECKS IN FRENCH EMBASSY---SECRET RUSSIAN DEFENSE PLANS---WMD
U.S. Marines breaking into the French Embassy in Baghdad have discovered packs of playing cards bearing the pictures of Bush Administration Officials...Developing....

Why did the Russians agree to plan the defense of Iraq with Saddam? To prove the sudden collapse theory they used in Eastern Europe still had legs.

What was the Iraqi soldiers battle cry? Don't shoot me I'm Israeli....

What weapons of mass destruction have been discovered so far? Corporation filings for Enron Iraq.

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