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THE TIM ROBBINS WHINE-A-THON

ONE HOUR SPECIAL ON ALL NETWORKS (Except FOX)

Top Stars will Appear in Support of Tim Robbins, a man with real courage, not like those gutless Marines and Soldiers who killed Iraqi babies and poorly clad soldiers in this illegal war. Appearing will be more than fifty of your favorite Viet Nam War era draft dodging stars who explain how they know what real bravery is; how tough it is to march in the streets of America while sending others to die in their places. Stars will toast the brave peace marchers with French wine.

REAL BRAVERY IS GOING THROUGH DRUG REHAB
Here some of the harrowing stories from your favorite drug addicted stars.
"Weeks without latte'"
"Five agonizing days without a cell phone"
"My cell was decorated like a prison"


REAL HEROISM IS PAYING $100,000 A MONTH IN CHILD SUPPORT
Hear super stars tell how tough it is to pay off some uber bitch who screws everybody she meets.
Hear how some have to live in just one home because of some feminst judges
$750,000 per week sit com star tells of the greed of his ex.....

REAL COURAGE IS ACTING IN MOVIES
Hear your favorite stars relate how tough it is do obey no-talent directors and producers
Terrorists disguised as stars prowl studio lots
Agents pretending to be their friends

The Hollywood Left rises to support all our brave actors who stood alone in foreign countries that are hostile to the United States and shouted out their humiliation of being American, their hatred for President Bush, and renouncing their Texas heritage. Join with Tim Robbins in pledging to attend all movies starring or featuring: Jessica Lange, Barbra Striessand, Woody Harrelson, Martin Sheen, and hundreds of others who risked everything. Pledge to see their movies at least three times. And then rent them when they go to video.

THEY HAVE STOOD BY YOU.

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO STAND BY THEM--VOTE THE WAY THEY TELLYOU TO---
AGAIN AND AGAIN

Read the proposed Hollywood Left screenplay synopsis here