THE LEFT PUBLISHES THEIR RULES OF WARFARE
Major figures from Hollywood, Academia, and Media Publish Guidelines for War

1. Don't fight in any battles that might be on FOX News later.
2. Shooting Republican Guards is good.
Shooting Democratic Guards is bad
3. All cultures are equal; having your tongue cut out may mean something in Iraq that it doesn't' mean here. Don't be judgmental.
4. Never hurt anybody who can speak French
5. Be sure the zoo animals are fed before the starving people
6. If a Peace Marcher spits on you, be grateful you live in a country that tolerates traitors
7. Think of the environment. Never do number two on sand dunes
8. Saddam Hussein and George Bush are exactly the same way down deep. Saddam Hussein just seems nicer.
9. Torture chambers do not exist. Information retrieval salons may exist
10. Don't believe Donald Rumsfeld. If the Secret Police really existed nobody would know about them.
11. Movie Stars are your friends
12. Nobody likes a bad winner. Don't wave flags. Don't sing God Bless America. Be ashamed.
13. If you find a few hundred million dollars in a dog kennel God wants YOU to have it, not some towel head Muslim shithead