WEEKEND HEADLINES

Democrats accuse Bush of living in White House without paying rent
France Surrenders
Russians discover oil in Iraq

OTHER NEWS

Laci Peterson Seen Having Lunch with O.J. Simpson Shortly Before her Death. In a bombshell revelation from accused slayer's lawyer Paul Gallegos, several people have come forth linking the former football great with the crime. "Cops didn't even attempt to question him," says Gallegos.

Democratic Tax Plan Leaked Tax breaks for lawyers, teachers, and union leaders wins wide support among Trial Lawyers, Teachers Unions, and Labor.
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Democrats claim Iraq War launched without gaining the proper Environmental Impact Reports. Democrats vow full investigation. Noise levels reportedly deafening, far exceeding acceptable limits. Bombing reportedly damaged trees in Baghdad Park. Marin County votes to impeach President. Nancy Pelosi sobs at news conference over animals at zoo. McCauliff sees big trouble for Bush