LIBERAL RADIO COMEDY WRITERS ATTENTION
The new Liberal Radio Network needs comedy writers. Must be able to switch all dumb blonde jokes to stupid American jokes, switch all racist jokes to Republican jokes, write snappy satirical songs comparing cowardly American soldiers to brave French soldiers and German Gestapo heroes; composers must be able re-arrange all the old German marches to bouncy happy polkas and waltzes (The Horst Wessel Polka, Deutschland Uber Alles Waltz etc.), writers must be able to write hilarious comedy bits about teachers trying to teach morons, urproarious routines about home invasions, murders, and violence against animals, comedy sketches about abortion, Global Warming killing millions, and other issue orented laughs and chuckles. Anti-Semitic college students will be given preference; anti-white African Americans will be guranteed employment equal to their representation in the population; women will be over represented; support for genocidal dictators will not be reasons for exclusion (torture chamber jokes, so long as they are not hateful, will help spread understanding and diversity; the "What do you tell a woman with one black eye?" joke is still a torture chamber classic).

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