Tigress Hills

Where real Arab Men Find Paradise

12230 Old Tigress Silk Road
North Baghdad, Iraq


May Allah be Praised
Dear Friend;

We share your grief at the loss of manhood, land, and Muslim pride resulting from the American sneak attack on Iraq last April. The Good News is WE DID NOT LOSE. It has now been proven that Saddam Hussein was not an Arab. He was French.

Your manhood is still in tact. Take this brief manhood test.

You are insulted on the street by a camel who evacuates his bowels on your shoes. You
A. Immediately kill it
B. Immediately kill the owner
C. You beg an American soldier to help you.

See? You are still burning with manhood. One more question to test your mettle.

Your wife dares to question your purchase of a new Rolex watch from a street vendor instead of buying food for your hungry family. You
A. Graciously punch her in the face til she quiets down.
B. Magnanimously beat her into submission with a cane
C. Beg an American soldier for food.

There. That is proof. Now friend of Allah most Holy, defender of the Faith, Holy Warrior of Islam you are invited to the movie premier of "The Americans Suck" a film by Jacques LeCroque re-cut from the original German masterpiece "Der Friken Juden Banken Haben" ("The Jews Own All the Banks") by Lili Riefenstahl, Leni's young cousin who was kicked out of the Gestapo for being mean to the Jews. The movie is free. All Allah asks you to do is listen to a short presentation of real estate opportunities available near the Tigress River north of Baghdad. This is a great opportunity to join with other men of faith in a time-share program you will enjoy. Do not bring your wife. She is too stupid to understand masculine things, will only object, and there is no sense beating her into submission in public.

Praise be to Allah

Murray bin Kalid il Abraham
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