SIGN UP NOW FOR THE "OK TO CALL ME" LIST

The new FCC "Don't Call" lists excludes the biggest criminals in America, politicians. They will be calling you any time they choose with sleazy shopworn "pitches" like: Bush has plans to murder half the blacks in America. Do you want to stop him? Or Bush has plans to murder half the blacks in America. Do you want to help?

The fascist government is trying to take away your right to receive calls that notify you of opportunities in the latest unlisted stock, tax shelter, newspaper offer, or other wonderful opportunity. We in the telemarketing industry, always standing with the rights of every American to receive phone calls, are giving you the opportunity to sign on.

Hundreds of cancer drugs, hot stocks on companies making products like glow in the dark condoms, movies made by unknown producers, innovative vibrators, space capsules, and the hydrogen fuel cell powered carving knife are just some of the things we know you want to hear about.

NAME:
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Glad we could help you stand up for America.

Reply to this form also includes a model release, an agreement not to seek legal redress, and the right to send cash if you so choose.