RACIAL PROFILING IN BAGHDAD A FACT
War Funding Threatened by Liberals in Congress

A bombshell accusation by Liberal Groups that only Iraqis are being stopped in Baghdad was met by a stonewall response at a White House Press briefing this morning. Nancy Pelosi (D San Francisco) also charged that no abortion clinics have been set up in the combat areas in a blatant disregard for the world's women. Several Congressional Liberals claimed to have video tape of white Marines stopping Iraqi males while allowing white people in uniforms to pack guns and other weapons in plain sight. As one Congressional Black Caucus member it, "Yo, dis ain't a dope situation. Dese Afro-Saxon warriors is nothin' but doughnut punchin' racist punks assed out on their own selfs." His words were echoed by many in the Civil Rights establishment who acted like they knew what the Congressman was saying.

Other Democrats expressed similar ideas. "We don't want to impede the war effort," said a leading Democrat on the condition of anonymity, "But this has now degenerated into genocide against a particular racial and ethnic group. We have reports that only Arabs have been targeted by bombs, that only Arabic peoples have been killed by the mostly white troops in our armed forces.

ACLU attorneys will be filing suits on Monday to stop the war until these charges can be sorted out. "Minorities must be protected or we become Saddam ourselves," stated Barbara Boxer (D California), "the very thought that there are no toilets for women troops, that our women soldiers have been deprived of necessary make up kits, birth control pills, low cal food and drink, and gym workouts are proof that we are waging a racist and sexist war that must stop."

Democratic presidential candidates were not available for comment and one of them told CNN on the condition of anonymity that he may run for Vice President on the Republican ticket.