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UDAY'S DATE BOOK----NOT A FAKE------THE ORIGINAL------IN HIS HANDWRITING


-------------------------OPENING BID MUST BE $500,000 OR HIGHER.--------------------------------------------------

Uday, The Beast of the East, The Hunk of Baghdad, "Juicer the Seducer" had a date book containing more than two thousand of the Arab World's most beautiful and desirable women, girls and children. Phone numbers, addresses, inside info on how he "got them", what they performed, and how they did. Here's what is contained in the near priceless list you are buying:

Over one hundred and twenty girls and children who will do "anything" for heroin.

More than fifty girls who will do anal if they see their parents strung up over an open fire.

Twenty seven total sluts who will lick you everywhere when you show them their siblings roasting on a spit..

Plus depraved girls who just love to be gang raped, beaten, fed to dogs, and dropped out of planes.

And more: oral, foot fetish, large breasts, even a few women over sixteen. Totally Wild from one of the truly great lovers of all time. Get this harem of debauchery for your son or grandson.




ALSO STRAIGHT FROM THE BAGHDAD LAIR OF UDAY THE COCK MEISTER

Two weeks before the invasion several suck up journalists who promised to report only the "right news" made a deal with Uday for a book on his techniques for seducing women. Our people found the rough draft in the ruins and we can present them to the public now.

UDAY'S MATING TIPS.

How to pick up women

What to say so they "put out" right away

The "Uday Way" of handling rejection (it won't happen twice)

How to tell her that her parents are dead---they never stop shaking, it's like being blown by a vibrator.

Killing her boy friend--the Right Way---The Uday way---wild sex from panic stricken sluts

Examples of sure fire sex lines from the Master

How to get oral sex the first date....
1. "Blow me bitch or my guards will rape you.
2. "Did you hear about the girl who refused to suck me and lived? Neither has anyone else

PLUS TWO HUNDRED AND SEVEN MORE POWER PACKED LINES GUARANTEED TO YIELD ORAL SEX ON THE FIRST DATE

How to get laid in your apartment on the first date

1. After she has passed out.

How to get them to crawl to you on their hands and knees "begging for it".

1. Complete instructions on where to place the pit bulls so there is only one safe place for her to go....

PLUS FIFTY OTHER "PLEASE DO ME" TECHNIQUES

This book is crammed to the gills with sex tricks that only Uday out of all the men on the planet earth has figured out. Now they can be yours. $35 plus $10 shipping. Please, no gays or perverts.

GET READY---- THIS WILL GO OFF THE MARKET AND STAY OFF.