2.28.2004

Gibson accused of stealing "Passion of The Christ" In a bombshell accusation that has all Hollywood abuzz, famed producer Danny Frankenstiener ("High School Drug Den" and "Cocaine Whores from Beverly Hills") has accused producer Mel Gibson of plagiarism. Speaking from his Hollywood residence, Frankenstiener says he bought the script five years ago from former Wall Street financier Ivan Boesky at an estate sale. "I have the whole f***in' book right here," Franken(etc) howled while waving a thick copy of the book he said he bought. "It's word for f***in' word from a bunch of chapters right in the middle of this thing and I got the receipt for it right here." Franken(etc. ) claims to have written a 40,000 page treatment that he has been shopping to various studio hacks who won't even return his phone calls. He is being encouraged in his suit by several un-named "Holywood Biggies" according to Franken(etc). "I will preserveer," says Franken(etc.). "It ain't like I'm some Republican asshole trying to horn into the business. I know my shit, I voted for that asshole Gore, I'm a good soldier, and I'm known."